So anxious are Evangelicals for the second coming of the Lord by God, a zombie apocalypse, many anxious MAGA disciples are rushing headlong into Armageddon with their offering of not one, but two heirheads apparent: The Orange Jesus, Trump the Terrible  vs. The Satanist DeSantis.  I have been told by some that the Orange one has been overheard to say: There for the Grace of God, go I,” Or,  was it… Whither God goes’, go I. I forgot which.

In one corner, we have the” “Second Coming” Donald Trump suggested that he is second not only to Jesus but Abraham Lincoln as well.  As the television pundits might say, “There’s a lot to unpack here.” Replace Jesus with Satan and you’ll get no argument from me.

New GOP Motto: Ignorance is Bliss and we are the Blissful Party

Trump is not a Christ idol, unless we think of him as the idol rich.  He’s more into creating Hell on Earth. Here, Heil for chaos, callowness and cruelty. 

Yes, Trump has unleashed the gates of Hell, a mafia-weaned man who wields the wrath of God, not his embrace of empathy and love.  Besides Jesus was in all likelihood dark skinned, swarthy and compassionate.  Trump is a red tongue tie wearing, make-up bearing, foul-mouth swearing descendent of Beelzebub, one of the seven princes of Hell.

His evangelical and Christian nationalist following is largely based on the belief that God will send a strongman, even a wanton sinner, to unify Christianity and prepare us for Armageddon. It also has aided Trump that many of the evangelical leaders are in it for the money just as he is. Many of his mammon-like pastors have an annual income of over 50 million dollars.

Christ preached empathy, compassion and unity. Trump evokes hate, violence and vengeance.

What the Fox; If you lay down with dog-whistling fascists, you get up with swastikas

In the other corner, DeSanitize has done his hero one better, and, as is appropriate for a political leader who sacrifices thousands of his citizens to disease and death in order to grease the minds of his citizen Satanists – and brags about it – stating that his voters will willingly inflict bodily harm on themselves to further his political goals, suggesting  his voters will harm themselves during his cruelty crusade:

“SOUNDING MORE AND MORE LIKE A FUTURE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FROM HELL, FLORIDA GOV. RON DESANTIS ARROGANTLY BOASTED TO A GROUP OF REPUBLICANS THAT PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO “WALK BAREFOOT OVER BROKEN GLASS” TO VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A SUPERLATIVE LEADER.”
 
He went on to brag about his response to Covid 19 and all it had done for Florida:

“DESANTIS TOUTED HIS “FREE STATE OF FLORIDA,” AND BOASTED OF BATTLING VACCINES IN A FIGHT AGAINST A “FAUCIAN DYSTOPIA WHERE PEOPLE’S FREEDOMS WERE CURTAILED AND THEIR LIVELIHOODS DESTROYED.”
HE ALSO PREENED THAT “THE STATE OF FLORIDA IS WHERE ‘WOKE’ GOES TO DIE,” AS HE DETAILED VARIOUS PROGRAMS RESTRICTING FREEDOMS FOR THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY AND SHARPLY NARROWING WHAT’S TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS.”

Well, Florida is where many elderly go to die, appropriate as Ron’s  Florida was in the upper third of states that had the most Covid deaths : and per 100,000 surpassed only by states that were hit hard early and others which took no precautions at all.

Ron DeSantis issues jaw-dropping claim about himself and Jesus

We know you will fight, barefoot foot fetishist and liddle Dicktater, and we know you are willing to sacrifice the feet, and indeed the lives of your mindless sleep- challenged unwoke Republican voters to your ambitions, but the question that is so far unanswered is will you go the final mile in your ventriloquist version of the treasonous one and betray your nation’s democratic values.

1) “He thinks it’s OK to treat human beings like chattel,” 
(2) “He’s dangerously anti-science,”
(3) “He’s anti-free speech, particularly the kind of free speech that says the United States hasn’t always been great for non-white people,” 
(4) “He wants to make it harder for people to vote and had Floridians arrested as part of another one of his political stunts,”
(5) “He’s waging a war on trans people,” 
(6) “Don’t Say Gay,” 
(7) “He’s a massive bully,”
(8)  He’s anti-abortion, even if rape or incest was the contributing factor.
(9) “He supported Donald Trump until it was no longer politically expedient to do so,
(10) “He saw ‘no need’ for the Respect for Marriage Act,” 
(11) “He’s made it harder for protesters to speak out about injustice and easier for anti-justice people to hit protesters with their cars,”
(12) “He has no interest in preventing gun violence,” 
(13) “According to people who know him, he’s a prick, an awful person and has been for many years.”
(14.) Professors enjoy ‘academic freedom’ so long as they express only those viewpoints of which the State/DeSantis approves.”
(15) He frequently spews anti-Semitism.
(16.)Top Floridan republican is a “traditionalist Christian” who  frequently indulges in menage-a-trois with his book-banning Moms for Liberty wife.

So, don’t think that Republicans such as DeSantis will be much of an improvement, just a younger Trump with a trifle more discipline. Heck, on the eve of the election, Delilah-like Ron’s wife Casey had a long distance conversation with God who told her that God chose DeSantis as a fighter for him. It’s in a tweeted video.

Lest we forget, Yesesy does it, too.  Known as the former birth name  Kanye West, he has emerged in the Who is the Best Saint sweepstakes as the black  “chosen one,” And if you believe any of them now, Holy Mackerel! I now have a bridge to Hawaii I want to sell you.

Beware ungodliness is contagious.  Republicans declare banning universal free school meals a top 2024 priority  We can only assume the rest of their budget priorities include hanging puppies , laughing  hysterically at little children when they dare to  complain their little hungry bellies are just a figment of their imagination, filling the reservoirs with arsenic and old lace,  and allowing the rich to hunt democratic humans in the southern states.  Their platform is just so horrendously evil that it truly boggles the woke mind.

Finally, who is the winner in the Saintly sweepstakes or more aptly, the duel of the devils?  Hell itself is the clear leader in this contest.