Oooh Oooh -

Is it Eugene or just Gene

Watts your name?

Oooh Oooh -

Why’s your legislation so obscene?

I have always been aghast

At legislators like you

Who wrap up in the flag

And bad-mouth the

public schools

Watts your name?

Was it at the capitol?

(Senate or house?)

Or was it at your home in Galloway?

Or was it on the day you were born

That your good sense was taken away ?

Oh - Oh

Watts your name?

Oooh Oooh -

Is it Eugene or just Gene

Watts your name?

Oooh Oooh -

You’re so smug and so serene,

But you’re the kind of guy we love to hate

Because you are so mean.

Watts your name?

Doetn doetn doetn doetn doe oh ohhhhhhhhh!!!

-- Ukulele Man, P. Thomas Harker