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And the Orange One from Marmalade spoke: “Thou shalt worship no other Trumps before me.”
So anxious are Evangelicals for the second coming of the Lord by God, a zombie apocalypse, many anxious MAGA disciples are rushing headlong into Armageddon with their offering of not one, but two heirheads apparent: The Orange Jesus, Trump the Terrible, vs. The Host of the Heathens: Pentagon’s Pious Punk, Pete of Hegseth.
It’s been rumored that God’s favorite, the Meshuga One, or as Trump modestly admits, “The Chosen One,” has been overheard to say: There for the Grace of God, go I,” Or was it… Whither God goes, go I. I forgot which.
In one corner, we have the” Second Coming” Donald Trump, who suggested that he is second not only to Jesus but also to Abraham Lincoln. As the television pundits might say, “There’s a lot to unpack here.” Replace Jesus with Satan, and you’ll get no argument from me.
New GOP Motto: Ignorance is Bliss, and we are the Blissful Party
Beyond holding a master class devised by Lucifer and Sir Satan to fool citizens into false prophets, Trump is truly not a Christ idol, unless we think of him as the idol of the rich. He’s more into creating Hell on Earth. Here, Seig Heil for chaos, callousness, and cruelty.
Yes, Trump has unleashed the gates of Hell, a mafia-weaned man who wields the wrath of God, not his embrace of empathy and love. Besides, Jesus was likely dark-of-skin, swarthy, and compassionate. Trump is a red tongue-tie-wearing, make-up-bearing, foul-mouth-swearing, pussy-leering descendant of Beelzebub, one of the seven princes of Hell.
His evangelical and Christian nationalist following is largely based on the belief that God will send a strongman, even a wanton sinner, to unify Christianity and prepare us for Armageddon.
It has also aided Trump that many of the evangelical leaders are in it for the money, just as he is. Many of his mammon-like pastors have a mammoth annual income of over 50 million dollars.
What the Fox; If you lie down with dog-whistling fascists, you get up with swastikas
In the other corner, the Pentagon punk, Pete of Hegseth has done his hero one better, and, as is appropriate for a military leader who sacrifices thousands of his citizens to disease and death in order to grease the minds of his citizen Satanists – and brag about it – stating that his soldiers of Christ will willingly inflict bodily harm on themselves to further his political goals, suggesting his army of the God dammed will willingly harm themselves during his cruelty crusade:
We procured the little Dicktater secret program:
1) “He thinks it’s OK to treat human beings like chattel,”
(2) “He’s dangerously anti-science,”
(3) “He’s anti-free speech, particularly the kind of free speech that says the United States hasn’t always been great for non-white people,”
(4) “He is the final arbiter of who is and is not a bona fide Christian. In his unofficial Department of Religious Purity, he has eliminated over 169 religions that are unworthy of shedding their blood for our nation.
(5) “He’s waging a war on trans people,”
(6) “He’s eliminated the word Gay from the military lexicon.
(7) “He’s a massive bully,”
(8) He’s anti-abortion, even if rape or incest was the contributing factor.
(10) “He sees ‘no need’ for the Respect for Marriage Act,”
(11) “All protesters are domestic terrorists. to
(12) “According to people who know him, he’s a liquor-loving prick, an awful person, and has been for many years.”
(13) He frequently spews anti-Semitism.
(14) . He is a pure “traditionalist Christian” who, some say, has indulged in menage-a-trois with some of his exes
So, don’t think Republicans that the hunky Hegseth will be much of an improvement, just a younger Trump with a trifle more discipline. Heck, he often spouts from the Pentagon Pulpit of his long-distance conversations with God, who confided in him that HE God chose him as his favorite fighter.
Beware, ungodliness is contagious. Republicans declare banning universal free school meals a top Project 25 priority. We can only assume the rest of their budget priorities include hanging puppies, laughing hysterically at little children when they dare to complain their little hungry bellies are just a figment of their imagination, filling the reservoirs with arsenic and old lace, and allowing the rich to hunt democratic humans in the southern states. Their platform is just so horrendously evil that it truly boggles the woke mind.
Finally, who is the winner in the Saintly sweepstakes, or more aptly, the duel of the devils? Hell itself is the clear leader in this contest.
Holy Mackerel! If you believe all this crap, I have a bridge to Hawaii I want to sell you.