Actually, Haslam hasn’t given a name to his new soccer team, but he has destroyed any remaining trust in City Council.
He used expert marketing (plus tens of thousands of dollars in campaign donations and the influence of former Mayor Coleman) to kill the opinions of Columbus citizens and their City Commissioners.
You wanted an emotional decision?
We must support women’s sports (even though we already have a women’s soccer team)! Let’s parade little girls in front of City Council to beg for millions of your tax dollars and the destruction of a public park.
You wanted time to debate?
Just like the “Fear of Missing Out” painted by ZoneIn this decision followed the normal game plan of speed before understanding. Less time to absorb the financial liabilities and long-term consequences. As my neighbor described it to me: “Speed means Greed.”
Lucky for this billionaire the internet has not disappointed in coming up with potential names. We can only hope that he chooses one that will accurately reflect the destruction of McCoy Park for future generations.
Safe for Work Team Names (in no particular order):
The Columbus Kickbacks.
The Haslam Park Stealers.
Columbus Nepotism Narwhals.
Columbus Girls of Graft.
Ginther Grifters.
The Columbus Soccer Sellouts.
The Council Kickbacks.
Unwelcome Wheelchair Warriors.
Haslam Park Stealers.
The Corruption Council.
Money Solves All Problems Inc.
Corrupt Cavaliers of Columbus.
Not Safe for Work Team Names
The Columbus Kid Kickers.
Nationwide Nincompoops.
Haslam Promise Eaters.
City Council Parasites.
Haslam Harlots.
Thank you to everyone who responded.
https://freepress.org/article/haslam-won-now-he-demands-your-support