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The Coors Lite crowd is busy frothing at the mouth and claiming they "ain't gonna drink no French wine or German beer no more!" Out of tremendous respect for the heroic efforts of the German and French governments to make the world a more secure, safer and more peaceful place, the Free Press is asking all of its readers to drink only German beer and drink only French wine for the next two months. Think of March as an early Oktoberfest. Make sure you buy as many imported German and French products as you can afford. Share them with your friends in the peace movement.