AUSTIN -- We had one of those "What was he thinking?" moments
with Gov. Rick (Goodhair) Perry the other day. The only governor we've got
decided to bring back that old bone of contention: prayer in the schools.
Nice timing, guv.
The very first clause in the First Amendment to the United
States Constitution establishes freedom of conscience. The majority does not
rule anyone's faith. If we wanted the state to coerce faith, we would have
voted for the Taliban. Look, as we all know, the religious majority in Texas
is hardshell Southern Baptist. Splendid people, the Southern Baptists, but
the fact is, if the rest of us had wanted to join their church, we would
have done so. Our next biggest faith is Catholicism, and if the governor
wants to spend the rest of his term convincing Baptists to say "Hail Mary,"
that's fine by me. As is obvious to all but those of the most limited
intelligence and the governor, by the time you get the Catholics, Jews,
Episcopalians, Methodists, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, Church of
Christers, Buddhists, Sikhs, New Agers and the County Line Salt of the Earth