Lee Waters

The first of these transcripts came unannounced to the e-mail address of The Free Press in November of 2002. Since that first posting, the author has written us using the name "Lee Waters." We make no definitive statement as to these articles' true origin.

WARNING:  These transcripts are satire; any resemblance of any characters portrayed herein to any real persons, living or dead, is extremely unfortunate.

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17 March 2004
SATIRE: 'The things that make men men': Leaked White House Transcript (10)
Lee Waters
Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Ridge, Rumsfeld, Rove

KARL ROVE: Gentlemen, we have a problem. It's called Spain.

PRESIDENT BUSH: This had better be...

05 March 2004
SATIRE: 'Osama in October': Leaked White House Transcript (9)
Lee Waters
Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Ridge, Schwarzenegger, Rove

PRESIDENT BUSH: Alright, everybody, on your knees. We've been beat up enough these past few months. It'...

13 August 2003
SATIRE: Arnold's Three Commandments: Leaked White House Transcript (8)
Lee Waters
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Ridge, Ashcroft

PRESIDENT BUSH: Alright! Alright! Alright! Karl Rove. You are the man. Arnold Baby in California. You are a...

03 August 2003
SATIRE: 'We kicked their butts in Vietnam' Leaked White House Transcript (7)
Lee Waters
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Ridge, Ashcroft

PRESIDENT BUSH: Get your asses in here, gentlemen. I've had about enough, goddammit.

KARL ROVE:...
31 May 2003
SATIRE: 'I want my flight suit!' Leaked White House Transcript (6)
Lee Waters
BUSH, CHENEY, ROVE, RIDGE, ASHCROFT, RUMSFELD

PRESIDENT BUSH: Good morning, Gentlemen.

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: Hello, George.

SECRETARY RUMSFELD...
24 April 2003
'There IS no rest of the world' Leaked White House Transcript (5)
Lee Waters
PRESIDENT BUSH: Alright! Alright! Alright! Saddam Hussein, down the toilet. Good work guys. That'll teach that towelhead son-of-a-bitch to mess with my daddy...

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