AUSTIN, Texas -- In our continuing study of PBBUPs (People Behaving Badly Under Pressure), we are witnessing some outstanding performances -- and names are being written down. Many prominent citizens are about to lose their certification...
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23 November 2000
AUSTIN, Texas -- I'd say Jebbie Bush has a problem. Not that he didn't have one before, but now he is in a dill pickle.
The R's best strategy at this point is to make the hand recount process into the zoo that they have been claiming...
23 November 2000
After a decade filled with round-the-clock media sensations, we
finally ended up with one that's truly portentous. The post-election battle
for the White House has stood in sharp contrast to countless ersatz stories
that gained enormous...
22 November 2000
AUSTIN, Texas -- OK, everybody, you know the law. If you don't vote, you can't complain. So get out and do it.
Voting whitens your teeth and sweetens your breath, and people who vote have better sex lives. This has been extensively...
21 November 2000
AUSTIN, Texas -- Now they're eating the chad! For all I know, they're eating pregnant chad! Call the right-to-life folks! Call the cruelty-to-animals people! I heard it on talk radio, so it must be true. Those people will stop at nothing!...
20 November 2000
AUSTIN, Texas -- In May 1957, one of the ugliest times in Texas history, the Legislature was debating a long series of bills designed to reinforce the legal structure of segregation.
Henry B. Gonzalez opposed the bills for 22 hours...
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