At the Ohio Statehouse, Gov. Bob (Serial Murderer) Taft gathered his people in a Nazi Germany-style rally to promote fascism and world dominance by the U.S. While young Columbus, Ohio children sang "God Bless America," a "Shock and Revulsion" campaign of bombing Baghdad, inspired by the Hitler's Blitzkrieg, killed innocent Iraqi children. While mindless nationalists spouted "Support our Troops" they failed to add "in this unholy, illegal, immoral war in which they may be killed." While they gathered together items for "care packages" for the military, George W., Cheney, Rumsfeld, Tommy Franks and the others in the U.S. military junta clapped their hands together in glee -- for if the U.S. citizens will take it upon themselves to support the troops and send them supplies, the government can lower the soldiers' wages even more and benefits even further, allowing the military to spend more money violating international law and experimenting with new toys by starting more preventative attacks around the world.

"This war has been a great success so far," the Resident Evil One was quoted as saying, while Cheney signed on the dotted line for Halliburton Oil Company to garner the contract to put out the oilfield fires in Iraq. Ohio's Governor Taft beamed in contentment, hoping he might be awarded a medal of honor for lining up the jackboots in lockstep with the junta, not knowing he was not going to reap any of the rewards from those in the military elite who, behind his back, jokingly refer to him as "the geek from Ohio." City maintenance crews grumbled all night as they swept up red, white and blue ribbons discarded later in the street by those who only showed up to the rally because they were paid to be there.