Part One
The “city” of Columbus searches in vain for an identity and a history. Its basic identity is its lack of an established, broadly accepted identity, by any accepted definition, however contradictory that may seem. In fact, the more than two centuries old, state capital city’s best-known identity is its very lack of an identity.
Columbus is known for its exceptionality. But this is not a “good thing,” especially not a saleable product for the city that is for sale to private profiteers 24/7. Nor for the only city of its size that lacks a representative city government, functional public transit, and neither professional football, basketball, or baseball teams.
No college football team, especially one with a cartoon mascot, can compensate for these absences. Of course, Columbus does have a well-deserved reputation as the franchise restaurant, hotel, and shop capital of North America. Those qualities are known widely as The Columbus Way.