AUSTIN, Texas -- Now some fools want to fire Treasury
Secretary
Paul O'Neill, the only straight-shooter in the Cabinet. Tell you
what I like
about O'Neill: He's from Widget World. This Cabinet is
wall-to-wall
corporate America, but most of them -- including the president --
are from
Enron Economics, whereas O'Neill was CEO of a business that makes
something
useful, to wit, aluminum.
As many economic poohbahs have been at pains to
explain to us
lately, out there in Widget World, where people produce actual
goods and
provide useful services, things are going along quite nicely.
It's the financial sector that's the disaster, the
part where
they play fancy games with other people's money for a living.
That's Enron
Economics, the land of stock options, commodities futures,
derivatives,
swaps, financializing markets and offshore partnerships.
Before we get back to our ongoing project of
connecting the
consarn, dag-rabbiting dots between corporate theft and
government
corruption, let's see if we can stop Congress from actually
making things
worse. Good project, eh?