Against my better judgment, yet keeping my promise, I offer below my predictions for the statewide races on Election Day Nov. 8. Don’t call your bookie on my advice.
I wrote down what my head told me the outcome would be and then I wrote down what my heart told me the outcome should be. I averaged the two. After each prediction, I offered some comments, the snarkier the better.
U.S. Senate: Tim Ryan 50.01%, J.D. Vance 49.99%
Ryan’s relentless campaign is pushed over the top by the votes of the Ohioans of Ukraine ancestry who block voted for Ryan, who supports the war, over Vance, who does not.
Governor: Mike DeWine 57%, Nan Whaley 43%
DeWine defined Whaley inaccurately as a bad mayor. She never answered. The rest was easy. Sadly.
Attorney General: Dave Yost 51%, Jeff Crossman 49%
Yost barely survives vigorous campaign by future Democratic star. Yost’s run for governor in 2026 is toast.
Secretary of State: Frank LaRose 58%, Chelsea Clark 42%
Trump-loving, double-talking, erstwhile election denier moves to the head of the list of aspirants to take on Sherrod Brown for the U.S. Senate seat in 2024. He still stinks.