It’s time the world at long last learns the truth—-one way or the other—-about Stormy Daniels vs. Donald Trump.
A single intimate drawing of the nation’s “First Member” could end it all.
This bitter controversy has spread all the way through the court system to Stephen Colbert ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRhcYTidHik ) , and has become an international embarrassment to our Puritan nation.
Ms. Daniels claims she had a brief but intimate affair with Trump just after his youngest son was born to his current third wife, the First Lady.
In her new memoir Full Disclosure, Stormy describes the First Member as “smaller than average” with a “huge mushroom head…like a toadstool.”
“I lay there,” she writes, “annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d**k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
Stormy claims their sexual encounter was, to put it politely, brief and unsatisfying.
Trump says it never happened.