Somewhere in a secure office bunker outside Washington, D.C. …
U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell, Republican of Kentucky, convenes a meeting of his top political advisers.
The octogenarian minority leader has placed winning the Ohio Senate seat on the agenda today.
“Gentlemen,” he says, “We must win Ohio in 2024 in order to regain control of the Senate. I am tired of the near misses of the past two elections and I am getting too damn old to wait any longer to reclaim my rightful destiny as majority leader.”
“What do we know about this Ohio State Senator Matt Dolan, who just announced?”
An aide replies, “Dolan ran in the primary in 2022 and finished third to J.D. Vance and that former state official who has a robotic personality. Can’t think of his name. Dolan is the likable scion of the wealthy family that owns the Cleveland Indians, err Guardians. The family put millions into his last campaign. He comes from the not completely crazy wing of the Ohio party.”
“Who else?", says Mitch.