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09 July 2017
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06 October 2004
PRESIDENT BUSH: Dammit, Turdblossom, I told you these debates were wrong. Why do I have to answer to some liberal homosexual Senator. Why does Dick have to...
13 September 2004
PRESIDENT BUSH: Hey hey hey!!! How about that wimp John Kerry. Are these guys pushovers or what?
KARL ROVE: No time to get cocky, George. We've...
KARL ROVE: No time to get cocky, George. We've...
18 May 2004
Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Powell, Ridge, Rumsfeld, Powell, Scalia, Rove
PRESIDENT BUSH: Alright, gentlemen. You really screwed up this time. We have very...
04 April 2004
Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Ridge, Rumsfeld, Scalia, Rove
PRESIDENT BUSH: Tony! Tony! Tony! Great to have you here.
JUSTICE SCALIA: Good to be here,...