Earthlings have continued a tradition of bizarre rituals during
their planet's current season. A columnist from the Galactic Syndicate
provides this analysis:
From afar, we may be inclined to smirk at the activities of
humanoid creatures who inhabit the only life-covered orb in what they call
"the solar system." But all of us should do our best to understand events
on Earth, no matter how strange they may be.
The watery planet, located 93 million miles from its sun, is
currently dominated by one nation, the United States of America. Because of
its preeminent power on that globe, the governance of the USA is of
considerable interest.
While admirable in some respects, Earthlings -- who number several
billion -- are not the most self-aware of beings. Their conceits and
pretensions are apt to calcify into formulaic rites, often embraced with
credulous fervor.
And so it goes in the United States, where a new leader is
selected once every 1,460 cycles of darkness and light. Prior to the
election, in which some of the USA's citizens vote, events occur which are
known as "debates."