Trump: Jee whiz, I only have my picture taken at the grave site of a fallen soldier with the family.
Siri: Arlington Cemetery is supposed to be a hallow and secret place like the USS Arizona memorial.
Trump: Hey how would I know? No one told me about it.
Siri: Since you're running for President of the United States, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Trump: Shoot!
Siri: What are the 3 qualifications to run for a President in the US?
Trump: That is easy! 1) Speak English, 2) own a US flag, 3) Eat at Mickey Ds.
Siri: Wrong! The correct answer: 1) Be born in the US, 2) Be 35 years old, and 3) live the last 14 years in the US.
Siri: Name the 4 states that have capitals named after US Presidents.
Trump: Are you trying to make me look stupid? You must be a Democrat.
Siri: I am affiliated, 45!