So here we are in the Year Aught, the millennium's over,
the Christmas tree is down, we're in debt, and here comes January, February,
Ry-Krisp and cottage cheese. Now is the winter of our discontent, so I think
we ought to coordinate our paranoias.
I've been worried about our paranoias lately -- we don't have them in
order.
Some of us got all paranoid about the Y2K bug, while the media enjoyed a
late-year terrorist boomlet. Traditionalists are sticking with the Russians
and still want to build Star Wars. I couldn't figure out why, at this late
date, the Strategic Defense Initiative still has legs, unless it's because
the Republicans haven't had a new idea since the Reagan administration, so
they're stuck with it.
But then I happened to pick up one of those old techno-thrillers, a vintage
late-Cold War gem, that had the Soviets hiding astonishing technological
capabilities, all the better to eat us with, my dear. How fiendishly cunning
were those Soviets in the thrillers -- and I realized you can't have an
entire genre of literature loose in a society for years and years without
repercussions.