22 June 2004
Back in the day before the gray
I was Mr. Right
And it was my right of way

Met a guy in church kinda like John Birch
In that subtle way
That didn't have to say

Well it was...
29 April 2004
Leaders named George are ripe to rule, and seem our nation's legacy
and our first George  was only cruel
to Brits and his Dad's cherry tree.

Our second George soon found his niche
and practiced secret...
24 January 2004
Seven trillion dollar man
Look what’s happened in your span
While toasting New Year’s Eve ‘04
As crystal clangs and champagnes pour
You gladly let
The Public Debt
Move past the seventh door

04 January 2004
Tin eared zeroes and HollyPukes comin

We finally caught em on their own

This Spring we'll hear the ratta-tat-tatttin

Of DemoCommies gettin what they have sown

Gotta get down to it...
04 January 2004
Sex and Religion,
It's Sex and Religion,
That Old-Time Religion should pack up and leave.
Sex and Religion,
Gimme Sex and Religion --
The greatest combination since Adam and Eve.

17 September 2003
my bike is my statement of purpose...
as i slide and i glide
one second from suicide
and the sound of screeching car tires
and busses
and shuttlebusses...

petrolium driven missiles


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